Hey! It's Carson! Hopefully we can find Lily soon. But with my CRAZY brother, I'm not counting on it. 

Caston: What's wrong, Carson? 

Carson: Lily's missing! She's gone for good! I want other people to care about her as much as I do! I want to arrange another search party, but no one will listen to me!

Caston: I know a lot of people go on the blog now. You could try that!

Carson: That sounds good! Let's get a dramatic picture! With fire! No, a rainstorm! 

Caston: We can't do that! It has to be HAPPY! 

Carson: FIRE!

Caston: HAPPY! 

Carson: FIRE! 

Caston: HAPPY!

Carson: I'm doing rain! That's FINAL! 

Caston: It's not even raining right now! I'll just call the weather people and tell them to make it START RAINING!

Carson: That's so stupid! The weatherman doesn't make it rain! 

Caston: Yes they do! They plan out the weather for a week! That's what the forecasts are for! 

Carson: Did you drop out of THIRD GRADE?! Because there is no way-

Caston: I'm calling them!

Carson: WHO?!

Caston: The weather people!

Carson: ...

Caston: Hi, weather people. I was wondering if you would do me a favor and make it start raining... mhm... mhm... yes, I said make it start raining... yeah, like right now... WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T DO THAT?!

Carson: Told ya so! 

[Thunder and rain]

Carson: No way. 

Caston: I told you! You didn't believe me, but I told you! Ha! Ha! Ha! 

Carson: That was a strange coincidence! But-

Caston: You don't believe me? Huh? Huh? Then post it! We'll see what they think! 

Carson: Okay, then! I'll post it! 

Caston: Wait, what? GIVE ME BACK MY COMPUTER! 


I got the chair! Ha ha ha ha ha!