Hey! It's Carson again. I thought Fall Photos would be fun. I was wrong. 

Carson: Uugh! I hate setting up this photo backdrop!

Caston: Well, Audrina's gonna pay each of us $300 if we do all her work. So grab a pumpkin and start helping, little bro. 

Carson: I am not your little bro. I was born three minutes before you were. 

Caston: No, I was born first. 

Carson: No, I was. 

Caston: I WAS! 

Carson: I WAS! You always just want to be in control!

Caston: No! You're just mad because you lost the most important race of your life by THREE MINUTES!

Carson: I DID NOT LOSE! THE ONLY THING I LOST WAS MY SANITY WHEN WE STARTED THIS CONVERSATION!

Caston: I'm gonna call Mom. 

Carson: WHY?!

Caston: To ask her who was born first!

Carson: Seriously?

Caston: [picks up phone]

Mom: Hey, dearie! It's so nice of you to call! 

Caston: It's so nice to talk to you! I just wanted to know, who was born first, me or Carson? 

Mom: It was Ca-

Carson: SEE! I TOLD YOU! IT WAS ME!

Caston: NO! IT WAS ME! THE "CA" SOUNDED LIKE THE CA in CASTON!

Carson: NO! CARSON!

Caston: CASTON!

Mom: Excuse me, that was rude! Did I teach you disrespect?!

Carson: Apparently. 

[Mom hangs up]

Caston: IT WAS ME!

Carson: YOU KNOW IT WAS ME AND IF YOU DON'T ADMIT IT YOU'LL BE SORRY!

Caston: Like how sorry? Like you're gonna post a picture of me in a sparkly dress on the blog for thousands of Romanians to laugh at? 

...

Uh-oh. 


You asked for it, Caston!