Oh yes! Do you know what I missed most those 5-or-so months I was gone?

DRAMA!!

Sorry Carson. 

Anyway, after Audrina's temper tantrum, she declared war on me!!

ME!

Does she have no idea what she's getting into? I'm not some old-money Australian crumbum with a brain the size of a peanut. I'm powerful! And I will be the most popular person here, because the title belongs to ME! All I need is for everyone to say that I am the most popular. 
Anyway, I've taken an interest in artisti dance, and I got some AMAZING PICTURES! 


Take that, ya numbskull!
And there's a lot more where that came from!