What was that all about? Apparently, that's what people say in France, instead of the American saying, "when pigs fly." How interesting! Pigs Might Fly and other fabulous hamfisted sayings

Image retrieved from here. 


I will use some of these alternative sayings in some conversations that may or may not have happened. 

Audrina: Come on, you have got to help me be nicer...

Caston: Oh, of course I'd-

Audrina: When the mule gives birth! 


Audrina: You have got to help me get this koala on the plane! I've always dreamed of having a pet! 

Amelia: First, you have a pet. Second, when horses grow horns! 


Amelia (dramatic music): I'll see my long-lost love...

on August 36th. 

(Record scratch)

Audrina: He's coming back next year? I thought he got in a plane crash and went missing! 


If you are from another country, please comment below about some of your sayings. I know our blogs went viral in Romania, so maybe you could tell us some! 
Thanks!






By the way, if you're concerned, no animals are getting smuggled onto planes or anything. We are just Barbies and these stories are pretend.