Since Rennis hates me (see more here) I'm gonna spill his secrets with the world. If I go down, HE'S COMING WITH ME!!
AM I NOT BRILLIANT?! 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
Here's Rennis's first secret.
Rennis brushes his teeth with onion grass and when his mom says "let me smell your mouth to see if you brushed your teeth," she passes out.
His second secret is that he has a crush on Monica Salice. WHAT?! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
I know that I'm wearing the same outfit as yesterday, but you have to remember, WE'RE IN WAR. War is gross, and there's like a lot of mud and stuff. I'd rather wear an off-brand outfit so I don't wreck one of the good ones.
Me, standing on a ton of chairs in the middle of a field, shouting out Rennis's secrets for the whole world to hear. Then I realize that I'm in the middle of a field, and the whole world is not going to come to a field just to hear Rennis's secrets. That's when I just post on the blog.
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