You guys, I sent Rennis a message DEMANDING to talk to Mrs. Incognito. I told him that I wouldn't put it in here, but of course I did. 


The dark side sure is beautiful! Wait- it's just me! 
Here is what I wrote to Rennis, who knows Mrs. Incognito. 

This is what he responded. 

No?! He CAN'T?! MRS. INCOGNITO IS AT THE 

BEACH?!

NOOOOOOOOOOO!
I've NEVER BEEN NOT POPULAR! Look! this post got 14 views!!

I'm NOT going to give up, though! I'm sure there's SOME way I could get a hold of her! Like, she could be SELFLESS FOR ONCE and take TWO SECONDS OF HER VACATION TO THINK ABOUT OTHERS! I will be messaging back. In the meantime, Amelia, please don't make any more AWFUL posts about me! 
Friends like these, you know? 
AC