This is what happened when I saw Caston's post. 


Now watch the first 5-7 seconds. 
Hear that? 
That's NEVER happened before. 
There has NEVER been NOTHING coming out of my mouth. 
I still CAN'T believe it. 
CASTON, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE NICE! KIND! CARING! YOU SHOULDN'T GO AROUND BLACKMAILING PEOPLE! ESPECIALLY NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND! 
I mean...
ex girlfriend. 
That's right, Caston. We're done. Also, I'm NOT quitting skydiving. Wanna know why? Because you would NEVER post that picture. You'd never do it. 

Here's a very nice lake to enjoy being single beside. 
I HATE YOU BAD!