It's really the truth. Wanna know why? Because I got an article in THE SOMETIMES (find it here), and I'm so adorable, you won't even get mad at me for hacking into my sister's computer to post this! (It wasn't even that hard... her password is very predictable). The first picture is of me reading The Sometimes, which I look SO ADORABLE doing. I don't know why I didn't get on the cover, but oh well. I'm still better than you! The second picture is of me reading the magazine article about me. You can clearly see that they put the word iconic before my name, which just goes to show how much better I am than all of you lousy bums. Toodles! 
Maria Beckett